We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via joncs)

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some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc


woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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"What’s your favorite scary movie?"

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Out by sixteen or dead on the scene, but together foreverUnited against life as we know it.

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