is tumblr jealous of me that ive done stand up comedy with Scott Thompson from Hannibal? and he knows who i am?
im trying shrooms on Saturday and i am so fucking excited!!!
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
is it cold in here or is that just my heart
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
are you a dog? no ? goodbye