is tumblr jealous of me that ive done stand up comedy with Scott Thompson from Hannibal? and he knows who i am?

im trying shrooms on Saturday and i am so fucking excited!!!


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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart


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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life


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shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye