is tumblr jealous of me that ive done stand up comedy with Scott Thompson from Hannibal? and he knows who i am?

im trying shrooms on Saturday and i am so fucking excited!!!

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sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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is it cold in here or is that just my heart

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i need to get fucked by something other than my life

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are you a dog? no ? goodbye